sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!